Make realistic decisions on patients and then begin cutting.

Cause as much pain as possible to the stick figure before life is squeezed from his body.

Spank the booty as hard as you can by swinging a hand at it.

Touch your dogs and make them fart.
Instructions:
Touch the dogs with your mouse.

You're a nerd and need to become more popular in this RPG.

Use the arrow keys to move. Press the Spacebar to serve the ball, then use the Spacebar to hit the ball. You can try to direct where your shot will land using the arrow keys.